Joke Section: “Know Your Customers”
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Know Your Customers:
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment in the 1960s.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters, like so…
Second poster: The man is drinking our product.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then we pasted these posters all over the place.
“Then that should have worked!” said the friend.
“The hell it should have,” said the salesman. I didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left.”
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as salamu`alaykum.
Firstly, I apologize in advance that my comment is totally unrelated to the material posted above.
But I have a extremely important question, I have read here:
http://www.islamqa.com/en/ref/125623/jury
that jury service is not permissible. But what if one cannot be excused from such a duty?
I will get an answer for you asap inshaAllaah. I will email you tonight with the answer inshaAllaah.
lol, although I can’t see the pictures, but this is funny
mashallah, there getting better and better.
Still not better than, “so whos gonna take the minutes for the meeting”
….”the clock”