Four Friends & a Light Bulb
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Bismillahir Rahmaanir Raheem
Ok, if y’all are sensitive, then don’t bother reading this. =)
A Tableeghi, a HT, Sufi and a Salafi are chilling out enjoying a pizza together, when suddenly the light bulb goes out. In the pitch black silence, someone says, “Ok guys, who’s going to change the light bulb?”
The TJ speaks up first, “Wait! My brothers, I think we should first elect an Ameer and make mushwara!”
The HT says, “No! There’s no light. We must first establish a Khilafah state and the Caliph will decide on how to rectify the situation!”
”No, no. You’re both wrong”, interrupts the Sufi. “The four of us can hold a dhikr gathering, and the noor from the dhikr will light up the room!”
The three of them then turn towards the Salafi… “Akhees!”, replies the Salafi. “Where’s your evidence that we even need to change the light bulb?!”
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! C’mon, y’all know that made you laugh! loool!! Ok, now before you come chuckin verbal tomatoes at me[!], here’s some recitation to melt away your frustrations:
I dunno if the thingamajig is gonna work, and I can’t embed it on/in [do you embed into or onto a thingy?], so here’s the link anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVjkIVaI3hg It’s Surah Al An’am, verses 19-28, by brother Idris Akbar, may Allah have mercy on him, ameen.
Sorry if I offended anyone, well I’m not actually sorry, but please don’t hurt me! Assalaam =)
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